- Your coworker whom you find physically but not emotionally attractive (or vice-versa);
- Someone who is married;
- The significant other of a close friend or family member;
- Someone you have already broken up with at least twice;
- A person you find insanely attractie but is so-so about you (or vice-versa, though that is more likely to end badly for them than for you);
- Someone who is mainly attracted to a gender that you are not, but is making a rare exception and;
- Scorpios.
Oh come on
Scorpios are awesome
and we give great head
and make phenomenal grilled cheese
